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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

The Sanctity of Marriage, My Eye

GUH! I really wish all these celebrities would stop ruining marriage. Everyone's talking about Kim Kardashian, but I'm noticing this one, of course:
Mwa-ha-ha-ha...ERR--I mean, how sad!

That was evil. I know. But at least now a bunch of really hipster/indie dudes can pray that Zooey will become their own personal MPDG again. Bright side, see?

But seriously, y'all, there never has been and there never will be ANY validity to the claim that homosexual marriage would ruin the sanctity of marriage. Straights, as a group, take the institution for granted. It's like a little kid keeping his friends from playing with his Game Boy, because they'll "mess it up" and then dropping it in a pile of dog poop himself.

Besides, everyone smart already knows that no one outside your marriage can have an affect on it, unless you let them. I mean, a man could marry his pet rock and that doesn't change the relationship that exists between me and Mr. Nerdy Feminist. So really, people with strong marriages should be totally unphased by the status of anyone else's relationship, be it the break up of Kim and Kris or the marriage of Bill and Ted.

So yeah, get it together, gay haters. Did someone not hug you when you were growing up?

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